Are you there, comic viewers? It’s me, Emily. I’m happy to announce that copies of my minicomic, “Pistachio The Manmanatee Loses His Virginity” are now available for purchase or barter!
If you are interested, just drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org and we can figure out how to get one atcha.
Thanks for reading my words and looking at my pictures! You are wonderful. Have you lost weight?
Love and Basketball,